Summer Goddess Gorgeousness

Okay girls we’re almost there! Just seconds from being able to lay by the pool protected and sunkissed! In my last two columns, I explained to you which were the best SPF’s, newest bronzers, and summer cover ups. Now it’s time for the summer icing on the cake! Color!As your Cyber main gay, I know you have bathroom drawer and a few cosmetic bags full of color. So what! Add something new to lift your spirits. It’s not like I’m asking you to buy a $3500 Chanel suit. Not yet at least. If I do though, I’ll find you the best deal on it! If I’m your main gay, or you’re one of my clients, please keep using what I’ve prescribed. If you’re ready for an update or just bored, call me. Or click away here and we’ll come up with something fab!Here are Harvey’s summer color picks! Some are new and some are tried and true:CheeksFirst let me say that bronzer is not blush. Bronzer is great for a sun kissed glow without damage from the sun. You still need blush for that popped, refreshed look! My favorite is still the award winning Hall of Fame sheer blush NARS Orgasm ($27, sephora.com). Yes it does make you look like you, well, you’re flushed from excitement. It’s totally natural on every complexion!Read Sun-Kissed Summer: Sunblock and Bronzers for a Gorgeous, Safe GlowLipsHere are two! My favorite standards by Dior! Both plump! One with color and one that’s clear, for the most un-makeuppy look ever.Dior Addict Lip-Polish in Fresh Expert ($30, sephora.com)Dior Lip Maximizer ($30, dior.com)EyesFor the sheerest natural sun shimmered eyes, Dior wins again! I’m normally a big Bobbi Brown or Chanel freak, but Dior wins this summer! Dior’s Cannage quad ($62, neimanmarcus.com) of sheer pink, peach and taupe naturals is mistake proof and simply dazzling! You’ll be addicted!The last is a doctor product only available by prescription! Longer lashes? Latisse Solution. It really works. I and some of my clients use it. We can’t believe the results. Call your Med-Spa or Dermatologist imediately!Alright my lovelies, now we can relax! I’m thinking St Barts? What about you?Summer Kisses!

xo

Harvey

Where can a straight married women find a gay boyfriend?

Husbands are great. But, a married gal living south of San Francisco needs a man to supplement her husband's efforts. She needs someone who can take on some of the tasks her husband really doesn't want, such as talking about reality TV, building strategies for spring and fall wardrobes and working out lingering body image issues.The perfect man for this job is a gay boyfriend. He is the ideal person to give you the honest feedback on your denim, hair color and who is actually crazier, you or your mother. Once you have been married for five or more years, your husband is no longer willing or able to be objective. You need a third party to get honest feedback and your girlfriends are sometimes unable to be truly honest.If you live in San Francisco, Los Angeles or New York, finding a gay boyfriend is a non-issue. But, here in the Silicon Valley, we have a surplus of engineers and programmers and few available gay boyfriends. There are no potential gay boyfriends at Trader Joe's, Little League games or the downtown Starbucks. If they are here, potential gay boyfriends are clearly not on the regular "mom" routes.Limited by our peninsula location, children's schedules and desire not to look too desperate for homosexual attention, avenues for attracting a gay boyfriends are pretty limited. Craig's List, Facebook and email lists are exceptional for most situations but may not be efficient for finding a gay boyfriend for a suburban wife and mother. Referrals, word-of-mouth and co-workers are probably the only appropriate means to meeting your gay boyfriend. To date, these methods have not been successful.It is possible that gay boyfriends are hard to find because they do not see a lot of upside potential in pairing with a suburban mom. What does the suburban wife offer him that he doesn't already have? If we had something they wanted, they would be looking for us too and we would certainly find each other. Maybe he could be enticed with housewife gossip or bribed with invitations to school fundraisers? Let's hope so.If you liked this article, please click on "subscribe" above to receive email alerts when new articles become available.Meet my "cyber main gay" Harvey Helms and read his columns on Betty Confidential.